first time she saw him, he still had Easter hay for hair
second time she saw him, what’s left hid what wasn’t there
he came out of the bathroom, started to flip the switch
when he saw her clothes were on, said,”have I told you yet I’m rich?”

the year of the cow ended, the year of the cock began
the torches started lighting, rifles kept firing
when the words “get on top darling” came crawling from his mouth
she was saved from being stuck too far in the south

I got a sparkler in my hand to light a cannon to drive back
all the shadows growing large and nooses hung up ‘round the land
gonna stash away water, flashlights and good ol’ fashioned porn
and fantasize ‘bout the prize when our leader gives the order

the year of the cow ended, the year of the cock began
the torches started lighting, rifles kept firing
when the words “get on top darling” came crawling from his mouth
she was saved from being stuck too far in the south

when you feel a force descending you underestimated
when you turn and see what’s coming and all your victims waiting
you’ll run but you can’t hide from the hammer coming down
from history blowing back from every pussy you held down

the year of the cow ended, the year of the cock began
the torches started lighting, rifles kept firing
when the words “get on top darling” came crawling from his mouth
she was saved from being stuck too far in the south